Weight Lost

As you all know several years ago i found that my life was a farce, that was when i found science and became a Saganite. Because of that I find when i weigh myself in the morning I have to do it five times, in four different places, then calculate the artithmetic mean, find the %error, work out the deviation, and finally express my findings in Standard Deviation. I have lost 5 pounds by doing this.

This morning at the gym I was running on the treadmill and I started to cough. I was courteous and I cough in my arm just like the CDC said. I happen to look to my right and beside of me was an older lady and she was staring at me. She then proceeds to stop her treadmill and moves down two treadmills away from me. Now this could be just a coincidence. If not are we just taking this flu thing too seriously. Is it going to come to the point we’re going to segregate people like we did with people with leprosy? Now we are going to have Swine flu colonies. Beggars in the streets are going to be holding signs with “I had swine flu, could you spare a dollar.” When is it going to end, people?